You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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