can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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