yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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