I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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