Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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