it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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