their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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