Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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