Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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