You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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