Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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