We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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