her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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