Grow some girl-balls and come out already
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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