i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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