i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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