omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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