she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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