Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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