is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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