then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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