I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
you made out with another girl for some wings
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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