PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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