Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize