I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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