he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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