my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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