no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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