wat bout pragnant strippers??
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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