But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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