I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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