I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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