what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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