So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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