Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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