Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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