awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
This house was built for laser tag.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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