Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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