Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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