They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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