i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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