yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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