Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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