you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Party on wayne
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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