Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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