I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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