i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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