Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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