Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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