I'm drive I can fine osifer
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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